When things don’t seem to be going your way, or when you just don’t want to talk about how the policies you’ve enacted have hurt the American people, do the Liberal Pivot!
Here’s Nancy Pelosi, one of the forerunners in the Liberal Pivot movement showing off her dance skills:
Notice the subtle turn? It’s quiet, but she sure can ignore almost an entire country with that move.
Quite possibly the best thing about the Liberal Pivot is that it can be used in almost any scenario. The American people don’t like Obamacare? “Let’s Pivot to Jobs.”
It seems the craze has even gone as far as the White House.
While we wholeheartedly condone dancing for any and all who feel the urge, what we don’t like is when people dance around the issues, using the Liberal Pivot.
It’s time for policies that don’t require politicians to two-step, side-step, or high-step their way through an underwhelmed public. Conservatives have the right policies that can get Americans back to dancing their way through their version of the American dream, and it’s high time we got those heels clicking once again.